hesterrific

time is making fools of us again

princexposition:

when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

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me when i had a big girl job for a year

(via placatory)

toastoat:

what a powerful cat

toastoat:

what a powerful cat

(Source: awwww-cute, via sprinkleofglitr)

silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

(via placatory)

do i miss my hamster?

hornyspice:

*opens a pack of gum*
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(via placatory)

don’t you think my cat needs some body glitter?

biancarocksout:

#art & shiny things

biancarocksout:

#art & shiny things

(Source: erinokeefeart)

when i get a runny nose

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ME SINCE MY SURGERY! i’m pink too.

(Source: whatshouldwecallme, via placatory)

octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

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iwanttobelikemindykaling

(via placatory)

(Source: accidentalpenis)

glassbonespaperskin:

Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend is 25
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 25
Mariah Carey is 43 and her husband is 32

If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it.
Maybe he wasn’t born yet…

i will only be 44 when prince george turns 18.

(Source: glassbonespaperskin, via placatory)